World's Sharpest #12 is up.
So, Wizard World Philly 2005.
If it did anything, it gave me an idea of what's required to at least have a shot in the comic book industry. I met up with some small press companies and they seem open to new ideas. However, they want to see a full package. I've got comic pitches I'm very confident in. However, I know that I don't possess the art skills to adequately draw them. So, I would need an artist and convincing someone to jump onto a project, produce work and then hope like me to get picked up if we want to get paid...I'm not sure how many people would do that. I'm looking.
As for Detective Fork, he was shown to a few people, although Tony DiGerolamo, who writes Super Frat and other comics, spent a long time giving me advice. While being encouraging, he also was realistic in saying that you have to consider your audience. Detective Fork, being a detective noir comic, has an audience that's dying off, he said. I asked about the audience who enoys action and a unique idea and he didn't discount that but said it could take a long time to get anywhere. He also said that it's a difficult concept because it's in a serious genre but has the inherently funny basis of the characters being cutlery. While he's right, it doesn't discourage me one bit. I love writing and drawing this comic; it's one of the few things I can decently do both for and I'll keep putting it online as long as I'm enjoying it. Hopefully, you'll keep enjoying it, too. :)
I met Jennie Breeden at the show and wow, I didn't realize how much she is like her character in The Devil's Panties. She had the flame boots and her pirate friend was even there! Jennie did a good job pitching Lulu.com to me for when I put together a Detective Fork book. Next year, I'm thinking about being in Artist's Alley, too. Anyway, Jennie is very nice and I congratulate her on her awesome comic being accepted into Keenspot.
The lateness of comics is not going to be a trend of mine. This one's a bit past the deadline because I was trying to figure out my new graphics program.
Anyway, here's the best part about the convention; My haul!:
Star Wars Action Figures:
-Lando Calrissian (Bespin Escape)
-General Grievous (w/ 4 lightsabers)
-FX-7 (vintage)
Comic Books:
-Sandman Mystery Theatre Annual, signed (although not in person) by Alex Ross, Matt Wagner and someone who's name I can't decipher. I've looked sooo long for this comic and finally got it for 10 bucks, signed no less.
-The Ride #1
-G.I. Joe #111
-Star Wars: Rite of Passage graphic novel
-Stars Wars #42, signed by John Ostrander, "creator" of Jedi Aayla Secura
-Star Wars: Jedi Shaak Ti
-Star Wars: General Grievous #1 and 2
-Ruule #3, signed by Jeff Amano
-Convention Confessional, signed by Steven Walters and Rob Reilly. Rob's an old friend and an awesome artist.
-Point Pleasant (Mothman, baby!)
-Dracula vs. King Arthur, signed by the very cool Christian Beranek
-The Devil's Panties: Freshman, signed by Jennie Breeden
Other Stuff:
-Power Girl poster, signed by the very lovely Amanda Conner
-Any comic character for $1 color drawings by Arthur Baltazar - Arthur is an awesome comic artist who has done stories for Disney comics. My friends and I took him up on his offer, throwing our most obscure favorite comic characters at him and he quickly obliged, knowing exactly how to draw each one of them (in his own unique style)! For me, he drew Scarlet Spider, Beta Ray Bill and the Disco Dazzler. I've gotta start planning what characters I'm gonna throw at him next year. :-)
Arthur's site.
BTW, thanks for encouraging people to vote for me in the Web Cartoonist's Choice Awards, MrChapel. It'll be tough to win, especially against a popular comic like Digger.
Fork gets cryptic
By Kevin J. Guhl
6-1-05
World's Sharpest #11, today's comic, is the first Detective Fork comic within a storyline that doesn't actually have Detective Fork in it!
June 5 quick update: I've been at Wizard World Philadelphia and will report more on that later. I've put up the cover for one of the two "Detective Fork" ashcan comics that I ran off to take to the event in case I wanted to show anyone the Fork. It's just a precursor to the actual book I want to make available pretty soon.
Would you like to know what's sitting on my desk? I'll tell you. There is a plastic snack bag. Sealed within that plastic bag is an old fork, the very one I scanned for images on this site. Next to the Fork is a platic hat and a small trenchcoat from a Thing action figure. Where is this going? Just file this away in your memory and you'll find out in due time...
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Cartoonist abandons all social life for a weekend
By Kevin J. Guhl
5-28-05
World's Sharpest #10 is up.
This is one of those times where what I guess you could call my hobby has gotten in the way of a good time. I had plans to spend Memorial Day weekend in Ocean City, N.J. but Wizard World Philadelphia is fast-approaching (Next weekend!) and I want to have copies of the first two Detective Fork comic books ready. The first comic collects "Killer Familiar," "Leather & Steel," "The Original Detective Fork & Co." and other stuff. The second volume collects "World's Sharpest," "The 2 Forks" and other stuff, most of which has not even appeared on this Web site! It will require drawing a few new cartoons, pasting together pages, making copies and stapling together said copies. The only way I'll get it done is to sit out this weekend. Not only that, but my real job requires that I write today, since the paper still comes out on Tuesday even if we have Monday off. I feel bad about skipping Ocean City but there will be more shore days this summer. As I look out the window, there's also a raging thunderstorm so perhaps it wasn't that bad a decision. :)
If you're a Web comic artist, writer or webmaster, be sure to check out the Web Cartoonists Choice Awards. Voting starts June 5.

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May the Fork be with you
By Kevin J. Guhl
5-25-05
For your viewing pleasure, World's Sharpest #9 is available.
Someone found this site on Yahoo! by typing in "Dirty Fork Utensil picture." Hmm, maybe the Yahoo! listing isn't working out quite like I had planned. The scary thing is, if the person wanted silverware smut, there is one such picture hidden away on this Web site...
I'm still feeling warm fuzzies over Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith. Yes, warm fuzzies over a movie that is so dark that it will send little children screaming down the halls. But that's all okay. George Lucas has mostly redeemed himself in my eyes after the subpar quality of the last two movies. Then again, I still don't like the way he's tampered with the original films, especially on the DVD release. Hayden Christensen stars as Anakin Skywalker in...Return of the Jedi?!?!?! While Yoda and Ben are still their old selves as Force ghosts? Bad, bad move. Even worse than taking out the yub-yub song. Lucas should have made the originals available as extras on the DVDs for those of us who want to see the films we grew up with. Thank god for bootleg DVDs. Oops, did I say that in print?
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Black is BLACK and white is WHITE
By Kevin J. Guhl
5-22-05
World's Sharpest #8 is there to read and there's a new item in the fan art section.
The new scanner finally made its appearance and it's made a hell of a difference. The scans are so clean, so crisp. Looking back, I realize that the comics I've scanned in until now tend to be a little...beige. No longer; the blacks and whites are starker than stark like they should be.
If you're a Web comic artist, writer or webmaster, be sure to check out the Web Cartoonists Choice Awards. You can sign up to nominate and vote for your favorite comics in many categories. Of course, I hope you'll see fit to include Detective Fork in your nominations (which go until May 22). Some of the categories I'm hoping the comic will appear in are Outstanding Comic, Outstanding Writer, and Outstanding Anthropomorphic Comic. Check it out.

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Fall Fork Fashions!
By Kevin J. Guhl
5-18-05
World's Sharpest #7 is up. There's also a comic there about the ongoing debate about the color of Detective Fork's trench.
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Fork takes over Jelly with help from friend
By Kevin J. Guhl
5-15-05
World's Sharpest #6 is today's new comic, along with a technicolor version of the third part of the story! I thought you might like to see Detective Fork and SuperFork in full color. Keep in mind that the Detective has many different coats, with the most common the white coat with black trim, the negative version of that and a typical P.I. plain, brown trenchcoat. He's got the white one on in this installment. Anyway, color won't be a usual thing because it's a pain in the butt for me to do and because my 1930s noir comic is meant to be in stark black and white. It's my style. Someone commented that my color job reminds them of the Justice League cartoon, which I took as a compliment because this is a costumed hero story!
Big compliments this week go to shadree, a.k.a. Adrian Ceroni, who won a Web site skin contest over at comic strip site Jelly Creations with his Detective Fork skin! He had suggested to me that I should make a Fork skin (heh heh, sounds funny) but my laziness and lack of expertise in graphic design led me to decline. He asked if he could do one, I said sure and the next thing you know, Jelly looks like a Detective Fork tribute site! It's really cool, the skin he made, since it has the Silver City skyline and actual utensil buttons that turn into my characters when you run the mouse cursor over them. Awesome job, Adrian! You can see a screen grab of the skin in the fan art section and I just put up a link to his web site, too. Shadree draws a funny comic called The Crazy Life. There's also a couple of other new links.
Oh, and this site FINALLY got into Yahoo! Thanks go out to the nice people there and I hope the placement in their directory will bring in some visitors.
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Is Fork a crooked detective?
By Kevin J. Guhl
5-11-05
World's Sharpest #5 is up. The Detective has been appearing in other people's comics again, this time with a cameo in Vampire Noir. To see the cameo, go to my fan art section.
This was an expensive week in Forkworld. I finally gave up on my old Umax scanner and bought a new Canon model that should be arriving shortly. Thankfully, it was under 90 bucks. My old scanner has this awful habit of scanning everything in warped and crooked, no matter how straight the image is lined up on the glass or how flat the paper is. Although I fix the comics as best as I can in Paintshop, some of my online comics thus far may have text boxes and panels that seem a little off-kilter. I thought I was drawing them that way until a glance at the actual comics showed that the scanned versions have a bigger problem with the crooked stuff than my originals do. Big Dirty said it was likely because the old scanner hooks up through my printer port and the data transfer goes wonky. The new scanner is USB and just does cooler stuff in general, so I look forward to its arrival. I might even delay one of my next updates by a day or so if I have to so the next comic can be scanned with the Canon.
I also went against my better financial judgement today and bought a handful of old detective movies off Amazon. It's really getting under my skin that I might be missing an actual noir flavor in my stories and I couldn't wait to absorb some cinema classics. The titles I ordered were: Murder, My Sweet; Out of the Past; The Maltese Falcon; The Thin Man; and Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid. The latter is actually a modern film that at the same time pays homage and makes fun of the genre (at least as I understand it) and it stars Steve Martin, so I couldn't resist. I also have a pack of film noir movies I got for like 5 dollars recently but none of those are actual detective movies. It's easier to stop buying a lot of the usual crap I buy when bills get tight. It's a little harder to say no when it pertains to my comic strip, which hasn't made me any money yet but is extremely fulfilling. Later this month, I have to make some more copies of my Fork comic books before Wizard World Philadelphia. Well, looks like I'll be brown-bagging lunch for awhile. Anyone wanna buy an old Umax Astra 610P scanner? :-)
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Things guys think about
By Kevin J. Guhl
5-7-05
World's Sharpest #4 is today's new comic.
The last comic generated many comments about SuperFork's below-neck accoutrements, many conveying a sense of slobbering and thoughts that people had a hard time conveying in full sentences. I have been told by unnamed parties that they feel strange pangs of attraction for my female cartoon characters, which is even stranger for them when said characters are living silverware. Only a few nights ago , Big Dirty stared at my comic, his face twisting between confusion and outrage and he asked how in the world a fork can have breasts. This is an especially good question, seeing as how Detective Fork rarely seems to wear any clothes under his trenchcoat and looks like a smooth fork. Yet, other utensils seem more, well, human. I refer you to my stock answer, which is that utensils are kinda like Mr. Potato Head, picking and choosing what they need to have on at any given time. However, some always have muscles or other body parts that others don't feature and my only real explanation for this is it's just how I feel like drawing them at whim. So there. :-P
Oh, and even if many of my female character are well-sculpted, they do kick ass.
And to answer Stacie's question regarding whether all of SuperFork's parts are made of metal like the rest of her. The answer is YES. But soft metal. :-D Oh dear, now this topic is turning me on.
Here's an extra thing to think about. That "S" on her chest? It's cut-out to reveal her metal skin. Cya!
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Fork meets SuperFork
By Kevin J. Guhl
5-4-05

World's Sharpest #3 is up. Has Detective Fork met his match?
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Has Fork lost his noir?
By Kevin J. Guhl
5-1-05
World's Sharpest #2 is up.
Someone gave me some constructive criticism recently, saying that I don't go far enough with the noir genre in Detective Fork. The current story, of course, is more of a take on costumed hero team-ups from the classic days of comic books. In fact, I think only the first story, "Killer Familiar," is really based on those old detective movies. Yes, he's always a detective wearing a trenchcoat and hat and being rough around the edges no matter the story. What I try to do is keep some element of darkness to the stories and the detective's character, no matter what situation he's in. As it is, I write whatever stories come to mind that I feel like putting him in. The next big story (and by big I mean like 75 parts!), "Floridian Fumes," goes back to a darker, grounded, more traditional noir feel. However, I just ordered a pack of ten film noir flicks for 5 bucks on Amazon so I can saturate my sub-conscious with them and perhaps add more of a genuine noir-ishness to the strips.
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Fork Returns
By Kevin J. Guhl
4-27-05
A new storyline begins! From here on out, it's all new, untested stuff. I'm curious to see how you feel it compares to the first couple of stories. This story marks the debut of a certain sexy uber-fork.
Last week, I should have given props to Big Dirty Mike again for helping me make up the Detective Fork comics. He stayed up late with me at Kinkos to copy, cut and fold.
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The End of Detective Fork
By Kevin J. Guhl
4-23-05
The Original Detective Fork (& Co.) #5 is up. It's one of the 1989 comics, with the slight difference that I drew it a couple months ago. :) So, I guess "1989-style" would be more apt.
Anyway, it's appropriate that we go back to the beginning because this week's other strip is the end of Detective Fork.
Oh, just kidding! Sort of. This comic was the final strip of Detective Fork's run in my college newspaper. After two years of putting the Detective through some rough times, I decided to be nice and give him an upbeat ending.
At the time, I did not know I would be reviving Detective Fork as a Web comic. I am going to say that the events of this comic stand but how they come to be might surprise you. It's only a small glimpse into the future.
This comic also marks the beginning of the new, 2005 comics. You've seen a few newer strips here and there but the first full-fledged story of my recent work will begin on Wednesday. It's called "World's Sharpest." See you in 4!
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Fork meets one of the greats
By Kevin J. Guhl
4-21-05
Janice Makes an Impression is up. It follows up on Fork's secretary search and I drew this comic while on the beach in Florida. Hate me? ;-)
I got to meet comic book legend Joe Kubert this week and I have to say, just talking to the man is inspiring. He's the nicest guy and has great stories to tell. He also has had a storybook career, getting started in comics when he was TWELVE and evolving into one of the greats. I don't know if he'll ever read it but Mr. Kubert is the first owner of the hot-off-the-copy-machine Detective Fork ashcan comic book. Just the fact that he knows Detective Fork exists is enough for me. :)
I've met some cool people in my time and have had the fortune to meet some of my favorite musicians and artists. No one left me feeling mystified like Mr. Kubert did, though.
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Help Wanted
By Kevin J. Guhl
4-16-05
The Search for a Secretary is up. This mega-sized comic is an unpublished strip from Detective Fork's run in The Signal.
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Mayor declares victory over crime
By Kevin J. Guhl
4-13-05
Leather & Steel #16 is up. This comic wraps up "Leather & Steel." I know some of you were expecting a bigger resolution and, trust me, it's coming, starting in a storyline later this year. This is the beginning of an arc that will last for awhile, although it won't be touched on too much in the next two storylines (with one having 24 parts and the other 7). When I drew this story, I was limited in its length by how many issues I had of the college newspaper before I graduated! That is no longer a problem, of course. :-)
Next up: The (very short!) Secretary Saga!
An update on my entry into the Ninja Turtles contest that I wrote about last time: I got the prize in the mail and it was actually pretty cool. It's a Turtles comic book that is signed by all of the current series' creators, including Peter Laird, who created the Turtles years ago with Kevin Eastman. Even neater, each person signed their name AND drew the face of a turtle on the book! Very cool.
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Cartoonist demolishes 5-year olds in art competition
By Kevin J. Guhl
4-9-05
Leather & Steel #15 is up and it's a doozie.
For fun, I submitted a drawing to the ongoing art contest at the official Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Web site. Every two weeks or so, four new winners of who knows how many submissions are chosen and those four winning pieces of art are proudly displayed on the site. To the winners go some kind of Ninja Turtles book. Now, understand that most weeks, the art is really good and is obviously done by older people. Well, I was victorious and up went my picture of a hybrid Ninja Turtle/Utrom (a Krang like creature). The other winners, however, couldn't have been over the age of 10 judging by the artwork. Needless to say, I blew them all away. Mwahahaha! Be crushed under my heel, toddlers! See what I'm talking about HERE. Makes me wonder what poor 5-year old's crayon drawing of Master Splinter I bumped out of the running.
Also up, finally, are my Snowfork pictures.
With real spring conditions finally descending upon us here in the northeastern United States, let's reflect on the snowy days of a few months ago.
Instead of clearing snow like I should have been, I got distracted by the big white canvas before me and froze my finger off drawing Detective Fork on my neighbor's front yard. The poor woman probably wondered what in the world this 2D effigy of a three-horned devil was doing in front of her porch but the wind quickly snowblasted him away. Meanwhile, the Detective used my distraction as an opportunity to take a joyride in my own "Fork Rod" and I snapped a picture of him in the midst of this mischievous act.
Unfortunately, the snow wasn't of the good packing kind, so I was unable to create a true Snowfork despite my best efforts.
All hail warm weather!
Finally, whew, Detective Fork made cameo appearances in two of my favorite Web comics this week. Check 'em out in Forkworld.
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